IN WHAT WORLD ARE THERE ASSASSIN CHICKENS?!

I was walking up the slope of my super awesome rollercoaster when OUT OF NOWHERE a chicken smacked into my head and nearly knocked me off. I mean really, what kind of chicken flies at someone's face and tries to knock them off of their own rollercoaster?
Also, guess what it did after it failed to kill me? IT SAT IN THE CART AND WAITED FOR ME TO START THE COASTER. That thing had nerve. So I took it's nerve and sliced it with my diamond pickaxe.

Sorry for the bad quality, but I was surprised my recorder could even tape it without lag.

Anyways, that chicken totally deserved what it got.